Let's Be Friends!

Ugh, I extremely dislike Friendship and all its crap about being the most authentic and compassionate liaison among people (I came up with that quote) ;)

Here are a couple of MY thoughts on friendship:

A friend as mere a**hole who puts up with your crap and thinks he deserves a gold medal for doing so, the first one to crack up if you mess something up and he is never too withdrawn to point out your fault lines, the first one to blab when you have a crush on a guy, and is unbelievably indiscrete when he’s around. They state those minimal faults you have, but the big ones, they don’t dare to say. A friend is one expected to stab you in the back, and make everything a rivalry. They easily turn things into somewhat spiteful and sardonic.My friends, God I hate them, they take total contentment in reproaching me, what I do, how I do it, the way I feel, and not feel for that matter. Who are they? And who entitled them to do so?

Truth be told, I did... and I’m glad ;)